Two funny bad beats and one funny good beat

Been playing some 55/109 1 and 2 table sngs and 1/2 NL cash games. Theres some really bad people on this site that creat funny beats. I also gave one of the worst beats(5 outs techinically, but i won without one of those outs hitting, youll see). I rearely give bad eats, and its even more rare when i say sorry. But man this was bad.





PokerStars Game #1242116338: Tournament #5483036, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/02/19 - 23:57:42 (ET)
Table '5483036 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: crabbie (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: checkandcall (990 in chips)
Seat 3: JJEDD0 (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: GrillSwill (1460 in chips)
Seat 5: grabeez (1460 in chips)
Seat 6: P8t8r (1100 in chips)
Seat 7: APR2003 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Ckrad (2540 in chips)
Seat 9: winsmlosesm (1500 in chips)
grabeez: posts small blind 10
P8t8r: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ckrad [Qc Qh]
APR2003: calls 20
Ckrad: calls 20
winsmlosesm: folds
crabbie: calls 20
checkandcall: calls 20
JJEDD0: folds
GrillSwill: folds
grabeez: calls 10
P8t8r: checks
*** FLOP *** [7d Th 7h]
grabeez: checks
P8t8r: checks
APR2003: checks
Ckrad: bets 100
crabbie: folds
checkandcall: folds
grabeez: folds
P8t8r: calls 100
APR2003: folds
*** TURN *** [7d Th 7h] [2d]
P8t8r: checks
Ckrad: bets 160
P8t8r: calls 160
*** RIVER *** [7d Th 7h 2d] [4d]
P8t8r: bets 200
Ckrad: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
P8t8r: shows [8d Qd] (a flush, Queen high)
Ckrad: shows [Qc Qh] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
P8t8r collected 1040 from pot
Ckrad said, "????????????????????/"
Ckrad said, "WPW"
Ckrad said, "WOW"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1040 | Rake 0
Board [7d Th 7h 2d 4d]
Seat 1: crabbie folded on the Flop
Seat 2: checkandcall folded on the Flop
Seat 3: JJEDD0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: GrillSwill (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: grabeez (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: P8t8r (big blind) showed [8d Qd] and won (1040) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 7: APR2003 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Ckrad showed [Qc Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 9: winsmlosesm folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #1242123099: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2005/02/19 - 23:59:05 (ET)
Table 'Konkolya' Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: I'll Raise U ($89.15 in chips)
Seat 2: washdup ($50.20 in chips)
Seat 3: Lotsa Leaks ($215.45 in chips)
Seat 4: Max the Dog ($114 in chips)
Seat 5: HisGreatness ($111.75 in chips)
Seat 6: ajh1018 ($129.20 in chips)
Seat 7: Ckrad ($229.65 in chips)
Seat 8: dealmecrap ($254.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Tsloth ($162 in chips)
I'll Raise U: posts small blind $1
washdup: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ckrad [Ac Kc]
Lotsa Leaks: folds
Max the Dog: calls $2
HisGreatness: folds
ajh1018: folds
Ckrad: raises $8 to $10
dealmecrap: folds
Tsloth: folds
I'll Raise U: folds
washdup: raises $8 to $18
Max the Dog: calls $16
Ckrad: raises $211.65 to $229.65 and is all-in
washdup: calls $32.20 and is all-in
Max the Dog: folds
*** FLOP *** [4s Jh 4c]
*** TURN *** [4s Jh 4c] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [4s Jh 4c 9c] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
washdup: shows [2d 3c] (two pair, Fours and Threes)
Ckrad: shows [Ac Kc] (a pair of Fours)
Ckrad said, "wat"
washdup collected $116.40 from pot
Ckrad said, "who are these pelple"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $119.40 | Rake $3
Board [4s Jh 4c 9c 3s]
Seat 1: I'll Raise U (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: washdup (big blind) showed [2d 3c] and won ($116.40) with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 3: Lotsa Leaks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Max the Dog folded before Flop
Seat 5: HisGreatness folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ajh1018 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Ckrad showed [Ac Kc] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 8: dealmecrap folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Tsloth (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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PokerStars Game #1242602736: Tournament #5484201, Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2005/02/20 - 01:45:24 (ET)
Table '5484201 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Skillett525 (2620 in chips)
Seat 2: Ckrad (7920 in chips)
Seat 3: brasbalz (2960 in chips)
Skillett525: posts the ante 25
Ckrad: posts the ante 25
brasbalz: posts the ante 25
Skillett525: posts small blind 100
Ckrad: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ckrad [As 9d]
brasbalz: folds
Skillett525: raises 400 to 600
Ckrad: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [2d 9s 2h]
Skillett525: checks
Ckrad: bets 2200
Skillett525: calls 1995 and is all-in
Ckrad said, "vnh"
*** TURN *** [2d 9s 2h] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [2d 9s 2h 2c] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Skillett525: shows [Qc Qs] (four of a kind, Deuces)
Ckrad: shows [As 9d] (four of a kind, Deuces - Ace kicker)
Ckrad said, "omg"
Ckrad said, "worst beat ever"
Ckrad collected 5265 from pot
Ckrad said, "omg"
Ckrad said, "im so sorry man"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5265 | Rake 0
Board [2d 9s 2h 2c 2s]
Seat 1: Skillett525 (small blind) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with four of a kind, Deuces
Seat 2: Ckrad (big blind) showed [As 9d] and won (5265) with four of a kind, Deuces
Seat 3: brasbalz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)